We're six years in. This day, this September 11th, always a shitty day
for as long as people remember the attacks. No coincidence that
Petraeus and Crocker find themselves on the Hill, hocking the
president's wares. Hell, Petraeus may even believe it. If we had gone
in with 500,000 troops, and a plan for what would happen after the
Iraqi tanks were all gone, Petraeus is the man we should have had at
the head. No one is denying that. The man is the poster child for
American counterinsurgency. Why? He gets it. He wrote a book. In the
pentagon of the eighties and nineties, he never would have gotten that
fourth star, may not have gotten even one. Then, the way we convinced
ourselves we had learned from our mistakes in 'Nam was the
Weinburger/Powell Doctrine. No more counterinsurgency. We would pick
the battlefield. Petreaus, pouring over the books, figuring out what to
do, writing his own, back then, career suicide. We don't fight
counterinsurgency, we don't need to learn how to win. But then we began
fighting a counterinsurgency, and some bright people figured out that
it's the weaker of the two opponents that dictates the battle space.
Then it became three opponents. Then a dozen, two dozen, a hundred
disparate groups that after four years holding fort in the Green Zone
still number around fifteen thousand persons, no matter how many we
kill. Al Qaeda in Iraq? Bullshit. Talking point. Only two to five
percent of the insurgents in Iraq. Sounds like the fellows in
Washington are branding this war with a readymade enemy. How long until
a swoosh shows up on body armor? Be a great way to cover the costs,
right? Armored personnel carriers, Built Ford Tough. But then, we don't
want any reminders that we're at war. It's enough that Bush comes on
the air between Paris and Britney sightings on CNN, telling us the foul
Democrats are losing everything. It's enough that the Democrats
insisted on running on an antiwar platform last year, knowing full well
that short of cutting off funding, there was nothing they could do. But
cutting off funding remains the great theoretical in the war. It is
possible, but how many Congressmen do you think would be willing to
commit career suicide to chase after so elusive a principle as peace?
They can't even stop writing earmarks, for heaven's sake. So there were
Petraeus and Crocker, anticlimax after months of Bush admin
preparation, nothing new was said. Surge is working, violence is down.
Independent reports agree with the second part, anyways. Violence is
down. August of last year, 3,000 civilian deaths. August of this year,
2,500 civilian deaths. That comes from Michael O'Hanlon, Iraq
statistics guru from the Brookings Institution. All that after a 30,000
troop increase. At that rate, only another 150,000 GIs, and we'll have
this thing licked. There was Petraeus, sitting in that chair, taking
shit from Democrats, getting his prostate licked by Republicans, and
all I could think about were his credentials. He knows how to win a
counterinsurgency war. He knows that the two things he needs the most,
troops and time, will never be given to him. And there he was, on
Capitol Hill, working up the nerve to say the Surge is working, we're
going to bring all the Surge boys home by next July, ten months from
now!, and everyone else stays. What shit. What utter, awful shit. Yeah,
next president better be really good. Lot of work to do. It's only the
paper leaders that want to end this thing. Everyone who can pick up the
phone, write an order, set an agenda, seems to think this thing is
worth it. All starts with the man in the Oval Office. He won't take the
blame for starting a faulty war, he sure as hell won't take the blame
for Iraq falling apart when we leave. Any luck for his party, Hillary
will win and have to end this war, and January 2013 will inaugurate the
next great era of GOP politics. Yeah, cause they've earned it, cause
he's earned that soft landing for his legacy. It's September 11th, and
Bush is more responsible for the world we live in than Bin Laden. We're
Americans. We should be able to say that it's a good thing when one of
our guys sets the table. Only this time, it's not.