Never touch anything in a subway station. Never lean on a column, sit
on a bench, or, God forbid, do a pull-up from a rafter. Subway stations
have been coated with a hundred years of filth. Brake dust, rust,
flakes of lead paint, rotten food, rain water drained from the street,
dog piss, rat piss, human piss, vomit, all kinds of fecal matter from
all kinds of sources. There's no reason to believe the rare occasions
when things are sprayed and scrubbed down that everything is cleansed.
Even the smell of the air, a truly unique odor, tells one all they need
to know about the tunnels. In the cars, it's different. There are three
options. Sit on a dirty seat, a thin layer of clothes between you and
the plastic; hold onto a metal bar; or surf, holding nothing and
risking falling on the floor, which is just as bad as lying on the
track bed in some cars. In fact, the ideal situation would be to ride
the subway in a deep sea diving suit which, upon exiting, is dipped in
gasoline and set on fire.